Episode 8: So Hot But So Crazy

"'Haru! Look! Water! Haru, we can't get in. Yeah, it's probably too cold. We'll get sick. You know what I'm sick of? All your shit, Haru! I'm assuming direct control! HARU NO!!! Gimme that- OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN! Everyone step away from the brain! HE SHOT HARU! That's right. I'M in charge now.' - The Harus"

Episode Summery
Coach Sasabe expresses concern for Makoto, saying the chemicals in the pool water would 'make ya crazy'. He then asks Makoto to do a favor for him which turns out to be a crime and so Makoto refuses.

The next day, the pool repairs have been completed and Nagisa has finished filling it. The Harus argue among themselves, it escalates and main Haru is shot and killed. The shiny tablets are thrown ceremoniously into the pool and while Makoto and Nagisa chat, Haru jumps in. On his way back home, Nagisa sees Rei on the train. He is instantly in love and attempts to recruit Rei to join the swim club. Rei rejects him because he's already joined the track team.

The next day at school, Gou shows them a flyer she found in some guy's trash. It's an ad for a pool where they can swim, but they'd need another member. Not that Haru can tell because the only Haru that could read was killed earlier this episode. In his desperation, Haru attempts to recruit new members but he is unsuccessful.

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Video Description
It's the moment you've all been waiting for, you asked for it and now our most requested character is finally Rei-vielled! Haha! Please stop sending dead animal carcasses to our houses with threats carved into them, the neighbors are starting to ask questions and the "Meat of the Month Club" excuse isn't working anymore.

Haru, Rin - http://sparkytheandroid.tumblr.com/ Makoto, Nagisa, Rei - http://octosmagiccastle.tumblr.com/ K/Gou - http://arachnidsgrip.co.vu/ Miss Miho - http://azamack.tumblr.com/ Coach Sasabe - http://yugiohabridged.com/

As always 50% Off! is produced and written by Octopimp and SparkytheAndroid as a parody of Free! Iwatobi Swim Club. If you want to watch Free! head on over to: http://www.crunchyroll.com/search?q=f...

Characters Appearing
In order of appearance:
 * Coach Sasabe
 * Makoto Tashibana
 * Haruka Nanase
 * Nagisa Hazuki
 * Miho Amakata
 * Gou Matsuoka
 * Rin Matsuoka
 * Rei Ryugazuki

Trivia

 * Rin doesn't answer Makoto's call because he's blasting (and singing along to) Wreaking Ball by Miley Cyrus.
 * The song that plays when Nagisa sees Rei is Miss New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx.